JUST DIE ALREADY – XBOX SERIES X

JUST DIE ALREADY – XBOX SERIES X

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Original price was: $29.99.Current price is: $17.99.

You are an old retired person in the near future where people arent having any children. There isnt anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games Instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you – just like all other old people in this world – have no other choice but to survive on your own. How will you survive in a world that wants you to just die already? To make things worse, youve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care. So with society wishing you dead, isnt it finally time to live a little?

  • You get to be an old person. Grumpy, old, frail and grumbling about the world: The dream you didnt know you had until now. Finally, youve found something in common with your average Boomer
  • Break a leg, break a neck, a few ribs maybe a nose: discover the joys of being ancient and brittle, anything can break you and you can break your everything
  • Dont try this at (retirement) home: complete dangerous challenges that you would never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch